Jorge and I feel we are short-changing our youngest daughter, Elle. Sarabelle is the oldest and, as most first-borns do, received loads of one-on-one quality time with us. Gracie was treated to extensive Mommy-time a few years later when Jorge stepped in, toting toddler Sarabelle around with him for the better part of a year to give me a break. Both then had plenty of attention lavished on them as we began our homeschooling efforts. Elle is now past the point where Gracie started her home education, Kindergarten, and only one year shy of the extent of Sarabelle's institutional education, third grade (up until our recent return to mass schooling this year.) We have been tossing the idea around about keeping Elle out next year and doing it at home again to give her the same exclusive attention and foundation her sisters received in their younger years. Her final report card for first grade was outstanding even with the new tougher state guidelines imposed, the ones that said be happy with all Cs on your child's report card because that's average, where most people are, and it's a solid, respectable grade. In our parent-teacher meeting the teacher even threw out that seldom-used, non-egalitarian term "gifted" to indicate her special needs. Next year she would be in a composite class of first, second, and third graders, which would allow the teacher to stretch her lessons to fit her if need be. And while they don't have specific, separate programs designed for those particular G-word students, the teachers are all trained to adjust their curriculum and technique to suit the child. It sounded pretty good to me. But then Elle overheard our discussion and asked if she could please do homeschool.
How could we say no?
The problem is our finances. We are floating an awful lot of expense and Jorge's present employment situation is just barely stemming the flow. I feel guilty that he has to work two jobs while I sit back and play secretary for the new local tennis club and stop in for a cuppa with neighbors. I need to bring home some bacon too.
But today while poking around a few websites for Australian homeschool alternatives, my thoughts returned to the idea of establishing a small, non-profit private school, something along the lines of Mortimer Adler's Paideia Proposal. A little didactic, a little guided project, a little Socratic seminar... I've met and heard of a few other folks around our area who home educate, maybe they would have some interest. I'm sure there would be interest from the tony resort town down the range, especially where the only other option is a slightly shabby Catholic school in a nearby blue-collar town. My searches led me to a wealth of information on grants available to non-government schools. In addition to providing major one-time capital investments, the goverment regularly subsidizes private learning facilities on the average of about fifty percent. The beauty of it, maybe even if I only had my own child and one other as the entire student body, is that I could pay myself a salary. It sounds too good to be true, which means that it probably is, so I really need to do my homework on this one.
At least the grant writing seminar I took to help out the community center, primary school, and tennis club seems to have been money well spent.
Anyway, for Christmas all Elle wanted me to get her was a history book, so I bought her Story of the World Volume 1. I couldn't help but order the activity guide to go along with it. Just in case.
Saturday, December 30, 2006
Monday, December 25, 2006
Merry F***ing Christmas
I am the frog in the pot. You know the one: Submerge him in water and slowly turn up the heat and he doesn’t realize how hot it’s become; dump him in a vat of boiling water and he frantically tries to hop out. I never realized how bizarre life in South Florida (I’m guessing, hoping, it’s not the rest of the country) had become until I stepped out of it. From the moment I got off the plane and tried to claim my bags, my path blocked by zombies glued to heated debates from CNN emanating from the giant screens atop the luggage carousel at Fort Lauderdale airport on the controversy over the dual placement of menorahs and crèches in government facilities (‘Scuse me. Excuse me, please. EXCUSE ME! Gotta get my bag!), I have been continuously shocked at the rude, narcissistic, hostile, and downright delusional behavior exhibited. Baseless opinions were vocally shared over the manger crisis. I wanted to shake them and scream, “We are at war, concern yourselves with that, why don’t you!” Later, horns blared and fingers flipped, “Get out of my way! That’s my parking space!” How was it that I never noticed before? The temperature had been rising ever so slightly and now after a cooling off period, I have been plunked into that bubbling pot.
People at their absolute worst, pushing and shoving, not to mention cursing, to get that perfect present for loved ones, and why? It’s Christmastime, moron. Time to celebrate greed and gross consumerism. Time to love your neighbors but only if they gave you something first, and then only if the asshole cleans up his dog crap instead of leaving it in your front yard as usual, and because Aunt Margaret gave you that lousy bottle of wine you need to get rid of.
In my family it’s all about quantity: How tall your tree is. How much you spent on presents. How many you received. How long you spent shopping. How many logos are conspicuously displayed on your person. (By the way, I don’t care how many Ralph Lauren labels I see on your clothes, you are not the lord of your English country manor, you live in suburbia along with one hundred and forty-two thousand other wanna-bes.) I love you seventeen very expensive gifts’ worth. The holy day of obligation reduced to a financial transaction.
Confusion reigns in the mind of my youngest. Is it Chuck E. Cheese’s birthday? If not, why did she spend the day wandering around that germ-factory pedophile-magnet with a bunch of strangers? Was it to spend quality time with the cousin she rarely sees? She came home with a load of junk and wearing an entirely new outfit presumably because she was not initially dressed in clothes trendy enough for the Boca crowd – a group so plastic I’ve received several compliments on the fabulous high and lowlights in my hair, no doubt it’s been a long time since they’ve experienced, healthy, unprocessed hair -- with the faintest idea this celebration was some sort of seasonal get-together for her cousin’s neighborhood friends. (Don’t kids just run around and play in their own yards anymore?) She now understands the holiday to be about crummy pizza, tokens, and time spent fruitlessly looking for your relative amidst clanging, clattering arcade games, a cousin whose attention had to be shared between twenty or so other little brats. Christmas is Holiday Barbie in her sexy red dress and a zipped up tree-shaped carrying case, a token of cheer from the rat-themed festivities.
We have already sent our regrets that we will not be attending the Fairytopia birthday extravaganza for the same cousin next week, especially after last year’s water theme park party where our child felt rather left out after vying unsuccessfully for her cousin’s attention all day, but we’ll be glad to drop by the house for the family party and have some cake, just don’t hand us any goody bags as we leave, please.
Family dinners, where one would normally enjoy the company of one’s grandparents, aunts, and uncles in the comfort and privacy of one’s home have been held at chain restaurants where everyone is fake-jovial for the sake of the other diners and their new best friend, the waiter, at least until the check comes. Cameras are passed to various staff members to commemorate the event that I would much rather forget. As the shutter snaps I make it a point to lean back into my brother’s shadow, removing myself from the merrymaking.
Friends and family were warned that we simply do not have the cargo capacity to fly back with gifts -- if they were even given advanced notice of our visit at all to avoid such difficulties in the first place -- to no avail. I have threatened, as I do nearly every year, to leave all unwanted gifts behind, donating them to charity. The kids receive toys and activity coloring sheets with restaurant meals and candy and gifts just for visiting various stores. No wonder you try so hard to impress them.
If you managed your time well, you only spent one-twelfth of the year preparing for the big day. If you are like some acquaintances, you spent all year purchasing presents and have been decorating your house for weeks. For one day. A day whose meaning is lost. Even among those who profess to believe.
Santa will visit the house we’re staying at, don’t worry, though he won’t visit yours and leave a little something for my kids there too. He doesn’t do that. He knows where we are and will leave one appropriately chosen gift for each child. They will also receive one or two little things, mostly necessities, from their parents. We are not neglecting or depriving our children, just doing what we believe is best for them, thank you for your concern and your baseless opinions, and merry Christmas to you.
People at their absolute worst, pushing and shoving, not to mention cursing, to get that perfect present for loved ones, and why? It’s Christmastime, moron. Time to celebrate greed and gross consumerism. Time to love your neighbors but only if they gave you something first, and then only if the asshole cleans up his dog crap instead of leaving it in your front yard as usual, and because Aunt Margaret gave you that lousy bottle of wine you need to get rid of.
In my family it’s all about quantity: How tall your tree is. How much you spent on presents. How many you received. How long you spent shopping. How many logos are conspicuously displayed on your person. (By the way, I don’t care how many Ralph Lauren labels I see on your clothes, you are not the lord of your English country manor, you live in suburbia along with one hundred and forty-two thousand other wanna-bes.) I love you seventeen very expensive gifts’ worth. The holy day of obligation reduced to a financial transaction.
Confusion reigns in the mind of my youngest. Is it Chuck E. Cheese’s birthday? If not, why did she spend the day wandering around that germ-factory pedophile-magnet with a bunch of strangers? Was it to spend quality time with the cousin she rarely sees? She came home with a load of junk and wearing an entirely new outfit presumably because she was not initially dressed in clothes trendy enough for the Boca crowd – a group so plastic I’ve received several compliments on the fabulous high and lowlights in my hair, no doubt it’s been a long time since they’ve experienced, healthy, unprocessed hair -- with the faintest idea this celebration was some sort of seasonal get-together for her cousin’s neighborhood friends. (Don’t kids just run around and play in their own yards anymore?) She now understands the holiday to be about crummy pizza, tokens, and time spent fruitlessly looking for your relative amidst clanging, clattering arcade games, a cousin whose attention had to be shared between twenty or so other little brats. Christmas is Holiday Barbie in her sexy red dress and a zipped up tree-shaped carrying case, a token of cheer from the rat-themed festivities.
We have already sent our regrets that we will not be attending the Fairytopia birthday extravaganza for the same cousin next week, especially after last year’s water theme park party where our child felt rather left out after vying unsuccessfully for her cousin’s attention all day, but we’ll be glad to drop by the house for the family party and have some cake, just don’t hand us any goody bags as we leave, please.
Family dinners, where one would normally enjoy the company of one’s grandparents, aunts, and uncles in the comfort and privacy of one’s home have been held at chain restaurants where everyone is fake-jovial for the sake of the other diners and their new best friend, the waiter, at least until the check comes. Cameras are passed to various staff members to commemorate the event that I would much rather forget. As the shutter snaps I make it a point to lean back into my brother’s shadow, removing myself from the merrymaking.
Friends and family were warned that we simply do not have the cargo capacity to fly back with gifts -- if they were even given advanced notice of our visit at all to avoid such difficulties in the first place -- to no avail. I have threatened, as I do nearly every year, to leave all unwanted gifts behind, donating them to charity. The kids receive toys and activity coloring sheets with restaurant meals and candy and gifts just for visiting various stores. No wonder you try so hard to impress them.
If you managed your time well, you only spent one-twelfth of the year preparing for the big day. If you are like some acquaintances, you spent all year purchasing presents and have been decorating your house for weeks. For one day. A day whose meaning is lost. Even among those who profess to believe.
Santa will visit the house we’re staying at, don’t worry, though he won’t visit yours and leave a little something for my kids there too. He doesn’t do that. He knows where we are and will leave one appropriately chosen gift for each child. They will also receive one or two little things, mostly necessities, from their parents. We are not neglecting or depriving our children, just doing what we believe is best for them, thank you for your concern and your baseless opinions, and merry Christmas to you.
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