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Wednesday, July 20, 2005

The Almighty has spoken.

God is throwing us a curve ball.

He has been apparently speaking to our soon-to-be new island neighbor, and has revealed His plan to him. Mr. Eccentric intends to eventually purchase not just our contiguous piece of island property, but the entire island. He believes it will ultimately cost about one billion dollars and take approximately twenty years. His plan is to build Paradise.

Now, if I were God, I'd be a little insulted that someone thought my work needed any improvement, but, hey, maybe that's why I'm not Creator of the Universe.

Mr. Eccentric still hasn't closed the deal with our neighbor, it's been delayed twice so far, so we're not holding our breath, but the other day when Jorge met with him, he was open to Jorge's suggestion of a land swap. Jorge indicated we would like to have a house on Boca Grande in order to maintain the quality of life we have struggled to achieve for our girls. He told Jorge to pick one out and fax him the details.

Never a dull moment around here, that's for sure.

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