Serenity now

Not having health insurance and a deadly family history is a bad combination. A few weeks back I opted to have some tests done with a mobile medical service, so that if anything really awful turned up, like the scary hereditary condition both my parents bizarrely have (what are the odds, huh?), I could get some health insurance before it's too late without leaving a trail of pre-existing conditions.

Cheating? I call it self-preservation. I have no qualms about abusing such a ridiculous system.

The good news is, I am not in any danger of spontaneously combusting.