Ever dream of a second home in sunny, South Florida, minutes away from unspoiled Gulf beaches and world class golfing, boating, and fishing?
This three bedroom, two bath, two-car garage home in an area of multi-million dollar estates features an Intracoastal Waterway view, use of the private clubhouse and pool, and docking privileges on a private barrier island. Vintage exotic decor recalls a Florida of days gone by and adds to the tropical ambiance.
And the best part is you won't have to share this! Live a resort-style life without the crowds! This Southwest Florida haven remains virtually undeveloped with no highrises or large developments to spoil the Old Florida feel.
Reply NOW and find out how you can spend half the year living like the Other Half lives -- FOR FREE!
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LIVE LIKE A MILLIONAIRE FOR FREE! [Well, free of charge, but there are some expenses and strings attached.]
Ever dream of a second home in sunny, South Florida, minutes away from unspoiled Gulf Beaches and world class golfing, boating, and fishing? [All true, though the better courses are totally exclusive and I don't care who your Daddy knows, you ain't gettin' in.]
This three bedroom, two bath [both in serious need of renovation], two-[small]car garage [presently stuffed to the rafters with boxes and bags and furniture and who knows what else] home in an area of multi-million dollar estates [but we are not one of them] features an Intracoastal Waterway view [see photo], use of the private clubhouse and pool [we're not officially members but a key came with the house so as long as they don't change the locks...], and docking privileges on a private barrier island [but you'll need your own boat to get there]. Vintage exotic decor [mismatched ratty rattan] recalls a Florida of days gone by [we only get two or three channels but cable is available, we have no giant-screen TV but it is a flat-screen and has a built in DVD player, and we have DSL but you'll have to get your own account set up. Just be glad we’re not talking about the days before central air conditioning] and adds to the tropical ambiance [humidity, blisteringly high temps, mosquitoes, hurricanes...].
And the best part is you won't have to share this! Live a resort-style life without the crowds! [Join us when all the smart people have gone back up north to escape the hell of late spring/summer/early fall. You will have the golf courses pretty much to yourself, the ones they let you into, just watch out for those wicked afternoon lightning storms!] This Southwest Florida haven remains virtually undeveloped with no highrises or large developments to spoil the Old Florida feel. [you will have to drive a way for fine dining or serious shopping opportunities.]
Reply NOW and find out how you can spend half the year [let's just call it the off-season, okay?] living like the Other Half lives -- FOR FREE [water and electric are your responsibility and you must feed our kitties -- we might require a security deposit just to protect ourselves]!
See, there, to the left of the brownish house across the street? Just to the right of the second palm tree from the left? That little white hump there is a pile of material our neighbor is using to backfill his seawall. If you look closely just behind it and on either side of it, you can see the blue of the Intracoastal.
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